Monday, February 22, 2016

THE RECRUITER : PART 2

 

            I sat there, staring up at his cock as the recruiter took a seat in front of me. He leaned back, gave me a stern look.
            “Let me ask you something,” he said. “Do you want to keep slinging pizzas in a fat body with no future in sight or do you want to become a true man, a Marine like me?”
            “I’d have a completely new life?”
            “Everything you’ve ever wanted.”
            “Okay,” I whispered. “I want a new life.”  

Saturday, February 20, 2016

THE TOTEM : YOUNG AGAIN


     I sat in my study, staring down at the totem. It was something I'd done every night for the last week, wondering if it could possibly be true. Could it grant wishes? Could it truly give me anything I wanted? Change my life?
     It wasn't that I had a bad life. I was middle-aged, had a wonderful wife and two kids in college. I was an accountant at a major firm and had everything I could have wanted. My life was good . . . but it had never been great. I'd never been exciting. I'd always played it safe and would give anything to be able to do it all over again.
     I thought about what I'd wish for. What would I, Daniel Masters, want out of life if I could do it all over again?

Thursday, February 18, 2016

DEAL OF A LIFETIME

I stepped into the locker room after my workout to find the old man sitting there. Just like every night of the last week, he stared at me, glancing away every time I looked up to catch him. At first, it was cool. Hell, I was even a little flattered, but after a few days it was starting to creep me out. 

 
Tonight, we were alone. The gym was completely empty other than a couple of guys that worked the front desk and creepy old dude wouldn’t take his eyes off me as I took off my shirt.
“You’ve been working out hard,” he finally said. First time he’d ever said anything as I glanced over and nodded.
“Yeah. Just trying to stay in shape, you know?”
“Well, it’s working.”

Monday, February 15, 2016

THE RECRUITER : PART 1


            A lot of people would say I peaked in high school and, at the time, I would have told you they were full of shit, but now that I’ve been out of high school for five years I’m starting to realize they were right. I never went to college and worked at the local Pizza Hut. I ate all day, delivered pizza at night and sat on my ass playing video games and watching porn until I fell asleep around 3AM. Every day was the same. I’d gained a shit ton of weight and hadn’t gotten laid in years and started to realize that I was going nowhere fast. No plans. No prospects. No respect. I was a hot mess and decided it was time to take drastic measures. That’s how I ended up in front of the recruitment center for the Marine Corps.