I haven’t used my powers in a long time because it tends to
eventually bring unwanted attention to me, but I couldn’t just sit around and
do nothing any longer. After the new neighbors moved in across the street, my
next door neighbor, Jonathan, had been a complete dick to them. You see, the
new neighbors were a hot gay couple. REALLY nice guys, but Jonathan, a
conservative Christian, had given them nothing but attitude and just been a
huge asshole, walking around to the other neighbors and gossiping and trying to
get people riled up and angry about the gays “taking over.” It was fucking
ridiculous, and I was tired of it. So, when Jonathan walked through his front
door, I was standing there waiting for him.
“What the hell are you doing in my house?” he asked,
slamming the door behind him as he dropped his briefcase. He was wearing a blue
blazer and one of his little bow ties. It was a shame. He was kind of cute, but
I was going to make him better.
